Saturday, February 28, 2009


Why, Why, Why?

(from Paul Galvin)

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?



Willow said...

Because I'm the mother, that's why!

Mountain Mama said...

I have always wondered what happened to Tarzan's beard too. LOL

These are some interesting points to ponder!

Edie Marie's Attic said...

Hi Violet!

Very funny! Why are slacks called a "pair of pants"? LOL

The photo of you and your daughter and grandchildren is beautiful! I'm so glad you got to visit them.

I post all my photos on the new post from last to first so they are in the order I want. Then I click on the Centering image on the tool bar to center my photo title and text. You could change to the Leftside image on the toolbar for your text if you wish AFTER you use the centering for the title.

I hope that makes sense!
Hugs, Sherry

Jess said...

Hey i like all these...they make sense that's for sure!

Hope you have a great new week

Love, Jess

Diane@Diane's Place said...

Why, indeed? LOL! ;o)

Hi, Tina. Hope you have a great new week! :o)

Love and hugs,